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Life in RI

OH FUCK.

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in the dry riser

ThreeF `07- bish bish piak

sigh we havent posted in a very long time.
ironically we actually have more time to blog during eoys than after.

and because we're too lazy to come up with things to blog about:

enjoy some videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aPI8eG34bc

jonathan!(: MY IQ (162) IS HIGHER THAN MY HEIGHT (160) )):






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Question by Aurora
Submitted on 12/15/2003
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What was Einstein's estimated IQ? I heard it was 239.

I heard it was about 140. Mine's 120... I'm 12. What does that say about our society today? iwritehpfan_fics@hotmail.com

Answer by Joshua
Submitted on 2/11/2004
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His IQ wasn't over 140. And how do these other people, especially 10 year olds, know their IQ? Doctors that administer these tests RARELY share the results, for fear that the test results will influence the person negatively.


Answer by greg
Submitted on 2/12/2004

you guys are fags it dont matter wat ur age is. his iq was about 230. ok he took it at the age of 37. and you took yours at the age of 10, 12 and stuff like that. and if u say that his was 140. then omg! i must be able to figure out how to travle back in time cuz mine is 160! it matters how many answers you got on tha test. if you took tha same test as me and you got the same ammount of answers right as me u little 10 year old you would probubly have an iq of 190 or 195. see? it dosent matter the iq it matter the age. take it again when your 37 and see if u can get 230. cuz you wont be able to. by the way im 14. thank you you retards. u guys dont kno nuthing about iq's. you shouldnt even be writing in here. dumbasses.

Answer by kid
Submitted on 2/21/2004
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my iq is 567, im 8.

Answer by Samhawk001
Submitted on 3/4/2004
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Who cares if Albert Einstein's IQ is 236 or not? It's just another way to segregate people. The world is full of nerds and dum-dums. WHO CARES??? A human is measured by his/her deeds in the world, not by the person's intellegence. So why is everybody so excited about IQs? You should only be worried about that stuff when you're applying 4 a job. Sure, I'm eager to find my intelligence quotient, but that'll only label me with the title of IQ FREAK. If you wanna know my opinion, Albert Einstein's IQ doesn't matter. He was just a very smart man who came up with the theory of relativity and the equation : E=MC2. That's all deal with it no need to have an argument over this matter. I'm 10 and this is one of my deepest thoughts. P.S. Greg has anger management problems. They're just kids. Also, he is a rotten bastard (in my opinion).

Answer by johnny
Submitted on 3/5/2004
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Wow...you guys are smart. Why can't you figure out spelling on a system with spell-check?

Answer by cat
Submitted on 3/10/2004
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i hav a iq of 1000 an im 7.

Answer by Anonymous85
Submitted on 3/15/2004
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Einstein's IQ was predicted to be a little over 160. Only 1% of the population has an IQ over 135 with the average being 100. This is how they generally measure up:

Intelligence Interval Cognitive Designation Common Possessors*

85 - 114 Average Pupils at junior high school

115 - 124 Above average Pupils at senior high school

125 - 134 Gifted University graduates

135 - 144 Highly gifted Intellectuals

145 - 154 Genius Professors

155 - 164 Genius Nobel Prize Winners

165 - 179 High genius

180 - 200 Highest genius

>200 "Unmeasurable" genius

Answer by ugly Mo Fo
Submitted on 3/17/2004
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My iq is willy, I have big balls so suck on those 2 bad boys whatever your age

Answer by wtf
Submitted on 3/27/2004
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omfg ur al gay mi iq iz fuking 240 n im srter thn u al so fuk u al i fukng h8 u

Answer by DELICIOUS
Submitted on 3/27/2004
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Hi, Myles. How's it going? Mirr! Nummy sweets are delicious

Answer by Prometheus
Submitted on 3/28/2004
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Ugh. This board is so messed up. There are quasi-genius' telling people how to think. Weired little child-esque people telling me how great their 'IQ's are. Which, personally, I couldn't care less whether it is 80, or 210. It's totally irrelevant! To me, of course. I just want to know what Einsteins IQ was! Who, honestly cares if; "mi iq iz fuking 240 n im srter thn u" May I take a brief moment to attempt to decipher this. *Long pause* Dammit, the Germans used the Enigma machine. They should have just sent messages like that. Would've taken the Allies forever to crack the code. Sorry, I just have a thing against people who are 'srter thn u' Anyway, to the decent posts: Bravo! Apart from the irrevocably useless posts, nice thread. LUKEX (16) PS. Anybody ever reckon they'll create a Creativity Quotient test? Id' sure as hell like to take that one!

Answer by bigfatbum
Submitted on 3/28/2004
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shut up

Answer by billyBobJoe
Submitted on 4/2/2004
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i'm really clever my IQ is 1 million and i'm only 1

Answer by ow, my brother just hit me in the nuts!
Submitted on 4/9/2004
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ow, my brother just hit me in the nuts

Answer by FUNNYPICTURES.I8.COM
Submitted on 4/18/2004
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Greg, you need to take a chill pill.

Answer by somebody
Submitted on 4/18/2004
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my iq is 11 and im 85 years old. i want my mommy!!!

Answer by willy_wonka
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my iq is 3 and i'm 200 years old!

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Answer by justin
Submitted on 4/29/2004
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Hi There, I have an 10 of IQ! Oh, sorry. I mean an IQ of 10. Can anybody Help me!

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked if the lawyer could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?

All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?

She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?

I gots proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover."

LAUGH.

NOT ZILIAN LA. best pic after he turned fat lol

MINGJIE: STUDENT BY DAY, POWERPUFF GIRL AND ROCK GODDESS BY NIGHT.

handsome - a word that can change our lives for the better or perhaps ruin it completely. we all want to be handsome, but only a select few have the talent to be handsome. this leads us to the million-dollar question: who determines who is handsome and who is not?

the problem with us men is, we all want to be handsome so much that we call ourselves handsome and in that state of mind, we cheat ourselves by posting half-naked, "before i [we] was [were] fat" pictures of ourselves on the net for all to see. no offence to anyone out there who has committed the heinous act of cheating your soul ever before. sure, we know that it is not ZILIAN LA but nevertheless, you could be convicted under the penal code US4RK... so whatever is in this post would be a GENTLE REMINDER to everyone out there:

1. we are all handsome. in heart, at least.

2. we, as in us (4 of us) are handsome. thanks.

3. people who post HALF NAKED PICTURES OF SQUARES on FRIENDSTER are NOT NOT NOT x 6 x 10^23 (imasteredmols) handsome AT ALL

4. we don't do that

as always, i like to show everyone out there whats handsome and whats not, so...

TIPS TO BE HANDSOME

1. wear a suit - this makes you look smart (even if youre not...)

2. red underwears never fail to impress

just remember to wear a superman belt; red cloaks are optional.

3. some traditional costumes might work wonders...

dont forget some accessories to go with the event (angbaos for CNY, half-naked torsos of m*ingj*e for halloween)

A LITTLE TRIVIA...

check this out...

that was abit gross to upload, but nvm.

so kids, is he HANDSOME?

ANSWER: no, duh (HIGHLIGHT TO SEE ANSWER)

WHY NOT?: he is mingjie (HIGHLIGHT AGAIN TO SEE ANSWER)

so, how do we make him handsome?

THE CONFESSION

okay readers, we have an important confession to make... we're more than just your everyday schoolkids. we're your everyday superheroes striving hard to save the world from deadly monsters, upcoming EOYs and half-naked torsos (in ascending order according to scariness). the last time we checked, there was a terror stalking little kids on friendster... a terror... never seen before by err friendster... a terror... we call... M*NGJ*E (he-who-must-not-be-named-for-he-is-too-handsome-and-not-zilian-la).

in order to save the world, we have been tasked with the imposssible job of making mingjie handsome (for once). amazingly, we have completed the job. here is the end product...

the world is saved, thanks to us.

NOTE: as you can see, best way to make he-who-must-not-be-named-for-he-is-too-handsome-and-not-zilian-la handsome is to make him barely recognisable (what's recognisable is the background).

IN CONCLUSION

so, how do we tell if someone is handsome or not?





if he looks like this...

no joke, david rly is handsome.

better than M*NGJ*E, at least.

cheers (:

ALRIGHT I DECLARE IT RETARDED MEME DAY GO.

1) Put your playlist on random.
2) Type out the first line of the first 20 songs you hit. DON’T CHEAT EVEN IF THE SONG IS EMBARRASSING YOU HAVE TO USE IT.
3) Strike it out once people have guessed
4) Try not to google.

On a train to Neverland (MICHAEL JACKSON D:)

2)Far away (no, not nickelback)
This ship is taking me far away

Last time I checked, Canon Rock didn't have lyrics.

4) I glitrende solskin

5) Don't think me unkind

6) Invisible like all the reasons

7) Perfect by nature

8) Trading back and forth our voice

9) The turn of the century, that's turning out wrong.

10) Nothing's ever changed, you still turn away

11) When darkness will reign and blind us all

12) We are not the sons of God

13) When I disappear do you fear for the sister I took

14) Time kills, go ask Jesus

15) I could stay awake just to hear you breathing

16) In the end of time, in times of revelation

17) Decadence becomes me

18) Time, it took the most of me

19) All is cold and frozen.

20) Fortunes and Hades are the last hope, swallow

THIS LIST IS IN NO WAY REPRESENTATIVE OF MY MUSICAL TASTES WHATSOEVER.

generally, people dont commit suicide. why? its wrong, its immoral, youre not respecting your life blablablabla. however, in dire circumstances, people do commit suicide. in this case, then, suicide is perfectly justifiable and ok.

the circumstances include...

If you are, or are in any way related to, George W. Bush, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Jack Thompson, Michael Jackson, Ann Coulter or any other current, past, or future politician and/or lawyer.
Upon the death of a close family member, friend or pop idol.
If you masturbate too much or too little.
If you masturbate at all.
Before, during or after divorce.
If you downloaded the Crazyfrog
If you smiled on the way out of Armageddon
If you are emo
If you are a budding young musician or comedian with a string of early successes
If seppuku is agreed upon before the Counter-Strike match and you lose.
If Steve Ballmer vows to fucking bury you.
You are a character in a Shakespearean play.
At the end of a mass murder spree.
When captured by enemy agents who will do anything to get the location of the microfilm.
On trial for crimes against humanity.
Before turning into a zombie.
If your article appears on Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion. You have shamed Uncyclopedia.
If your high school boyfriend/girlfriend or both of them dumps you.
If you have been writing to a white rapper constantly, without receiving a reply.
If you are captured by an evil organization that wishes to know the location of the rebel base. Failure to do so also is also considered justified.
If you listen to RnB that is not from the 80's.
If you have seen a Uwe Boll film.
If you want to see "whats on the other side"
If you are short
If you like the television show "Laguna Beach"
If you're a 40 year old AIDs infested whore
If you believe the Internets is a series of tubes.
If you could pass for a member of The Rolling Stones.
If Maddox ridiculed your hate mail, dipshit
If you are bald
If Brooke Astor passes you a note saying she wants to "get medieval on your ass, dahling."
If you have dishonoured your family.
If you've watched one full episode of Sex and the City
If you have or thought about listening to the band Green Day
If you enjoy Adam Sandler movies
If you believe in Unicorns
If you have broken your wrist or ankle
If your pet seagull flew away without saying goodbye
If your intelligence is greater than 95% of the population
If you used to be a trainspotter
If you support Southampton football team
If you hate everyone
If you have masturbated over Paris Hilton
If your name is Drew Peacock.
If you've watched the movie "The Passion Of The Christ".
If the cool kids do it.
If your penis is the size of your finger nail
If your mom calls you honeysugarcake
If you sleep in the same bed as your mom does
If your gamerscore is below 100 after one year
If your gamerscore is above 5000 after one day
If you believe in santa claus while you're above 16
If you speak french
If you have saved hundreds on your car insurance by switching to Geico.
If you are religous.
If you are not religous.

or if youre a black in japan.