New Year Resolutions and How to (Really) play Pokemon

What would you be doing at this time next year?

It really depends on who you are;

Chances are, Lee Kuan Yew is still going to rule over a little red dot empire;

Thierry Henry is going to spend a year warming up the sub bench;

Darren Bent will become tottenham's 16 million saviour ( or a flop floppier than a floppy disk)

and you, whoever you are, are going to be at home mugging for The Next CeeCeeTee.



What you are NOT going to be doing is:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VII. ABOUT ME !!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I live in south gate CA. I started to like pokemon at age 13 and still like it at age 16. I spend time at home doing nothing andtrying to be like a bum. I also play arcades! My favorite one isMvsC2! Im really good at it too, so if you think you can standa chance, just try me!!!!!!!!! Ive lost some times but to thepeople I call pros. They spend playing that game 24/7 but knowI rarely play it. I also like playing basketball and buming ita lot with my brother. We'll thats all about me

(sic)

here is a textbook example of what exactly not to do with your life.

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Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal Training & Battling Techniques
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By: tyranitar23 (or Jorge, my real name ^_- )

E-mail: tyranitar23@hotmail.com

" Yup, thats me :) "

i mean, even Lincoln "Fischer"Chen ZeWei is a better name than Jorge.

think, Jorge (SIC) of the Jungle.

thus the master speaks:

++++++ I put a lot of pluses because what I'm going to say next can andwill help you become a master in Pokemon battles so LISTEN!! To reallybecome a good battler, you DON'T need to have the best moves or the bestPokemon. You need to have EXPERIANCE!!! Not Pokemon experiance but trainerexperiance! You might be saying what the heck are you talking about???We'll let me explain. When I began training my own team I thought I had thebest team, but then I decided to change some Pokemon I thought were useless.Since that day, I've been changing my team for like 200 times. And thats whatexactly help me become a good trainer. Not by changing team members but getting to battle with different kinds of Pokemon. Knowing different types ofof Pokemon help me understand how does that specific Pokemon work and whatpotential it has that makes it so valuable. By this I know what to expectfrom that Pokemon, like if it has good speed, special attack, or is thosekind that would use curse or the kind that like to use that Perish song,Mean look trap, or other techniques I learned along the way. So next time youdecide to train another type of Pokemon you never trained before, learnfrom that Pokemon!! Let the Pokemon teach you , not just teach it!

These words came from Jorge, if anybody tries to copy what I just said,they'll hear from my laywer!!

IM NOT KIDDING!!!

As we can see, Jorge is Very Enthusiastic about Pokemon. ( and his Legal Rights)

Jorge then proceeds to give a running commentary on one of his Epic Battles:

We'll letme tell you a battle I had a few months, I was on the verge to losemy first battle because I only had 1 trusty pokemon, Arcanine!!!The other guy had a mewtwo, houndoom and maganium. Houndoom hadmore than half of its hp and maganium and mewtwo had it full! Iwas about to give up when the guy took out mewtwo when I rememberedthat the guy didnt teach mewtwo psychic, and had ice beam instead!When I remembered that, I thought to myself: I might have a chance totake this guy out! That fool paralyzed me which got me pist rightaway, but was happy since I knew mewtwo couldnt do heavy damageon me. So I started to curse up while the guy was trying to freeze mewith ice beam. After 2 or 3 curses I started to attack with extremespeedand knocked it down in 3 hits! Then he took out houndoom which I know was a big threat to me with crunch. Then he did one of theweirdest things I ever saw! He used sunny day??? Maybe he thoughtI still had water type with me or something??? I knocked downhis houndoom in 2 hits. I thought I had it made when he took outmaganium, but then it hit me! Maganium could learn ancient power!!!And my arcanines hp was 156!! But again I remembered that I use curselike 3 times which gave me defense in one part. I wanted to use fireblast but I was paralyze and maganium had a speed advantage over me.And then as I predicted, maganium used ancient power and ended upwith 28 hp!! I was like 99.9% sure I was going to lose if I didntget fire blast to go through paralization and still if it hit,I probably wouldnt kill it since it got the all-stat boost fromA.power(thats why I like it some much). Fire blast did go throughand was able to hit. As I was watching maganiums hp go down,it hit me again!!!! Before I knocked down houndoom, it used sunnyday which if you didnt know powers up fire moves!! When I rememberedthat I was positive that maganium was going to get knocked down,which it perfectly did!!!!!!! Oooooooooooooh, comback!!! That guywas shocked of what just happened! Thats why kids a sweeper isreally nessasery and thats why the guy lost. LEARN from this battle!

For the sake of readership sanity, here it is ABRIDGED.

We'll letme tell you a battle I had a few months, I was on the verge to losemy first battle because I only had 1 trusty pokemon,

Arcanine!!! **cue trumpet**

The other guy had a maganium , houndoom and a mewtwo.

(gasp) (GASP) (GASP!!!!!)

***cue bad guy entrance music***

Houndoom hadmore than half of its hp and maganium and mewtwo had it full! Iwas about to give up when the guy took out mewtwo when I rememberedthat

- A MOMENT OF INSPIRATION! -

the guy didnt teach mewtwo psychic, and had ice beam instead!

When I remembered that, I thought to myself: I might have a chance totake this guy out! That fool paralyzed me which got me pist rightaway, but was happy since I knew mewtwo couldnt do heavy damageon me. So I started to curse up while the guy was trying to freeze mewith ice beam. After 2 or 3 curses I started to attack with extremespeedand knocked it down in 3 hits! Then he took out houndoom which I know was a big threat to me with crunch. Then he did one of theweirdest things I ever saw! He used sunny day??? Maybe he thoughtI still had water type with me or something??? I knocked downhis houndoom in 2 hits. I thought I had it made when he took outmaganium, but then it hit me! Maganium could learn ancient power!!!And my arcanines hp was 156!! But again I remembered that I use curselike 3 times which gave me defense in one part. I wanted to use fireblast but I was paralyze and maganium had a speed advantage over me.And then as I predicted, maganium used ancient power and ended upwith 28 hp!!

I was like 99.9% sure I was going to lose if I didntget fire blast to go through paralization and still if it hit,I probably wouldnt kill it since it got the all-stat boost fromA.power(thats why I like it some much).

**Our hero is in grave danger! Will he survive?**

BIG CLIMAXXXX!!!!!!!

Fire blast did go throughand was able to hit. As I was watching maganiums hp go down,

it hit me again!!!!

and the Moment Of Truth.

Before I knocked down houndoom, it used sunnyday which if you didnt know powers up fire moves!! When I rememberedthat I was positive that maganium was going to get knocked down,which it perfectly did!!!!!!!

Oooooooooooooh, comback!!!

That guywas shocked of what just happened! Thats why kids a sweeper isreally nessasery and thats why the guy lost. LEARN from this battle!

learn everything but english.