handsome - a word that can change our lives for the better or perhaps ruin it completely. we all want to be handsome, but only a select few have the talent to be handsome. this leads us to the million-dollar question: who determines who is handsome and who is not?

the problem with us men is, we all want to be handsome so much that we call ourselves handsome and in that state of mind, we cheat ourselves by posting half-naked, "before i [we] was [were] fat" pictures of ourselves on the net for all to see. no offence to anyone out there who has committed the heinous act of cheating your soul ever before. sure, we know that it is not ZILIAN LA but nevertheless, you could be convicted under the penal code US4RK... so whatever is in this post would be a GENTLE REMINDER to everyone out there:

1. we are all handsome. in heart, at least.

2. we, as in us (4 of us) are handsome. thanks.

3. people who post HALF NAKED PICTURES OF SQUARES on FRIENDSTER are NOT NOT NOT x 6 x 10^23 (imasteredmols) handsome AT ALL

4. we don't do that

as always, i like to show everyone out there whats handsome and whats not, so...

TIPS TO BE HANDSOME

1. wear a suit - this makes you look smart (even if youre not...)

2. red underwears never fail to impress

just remember to wear a superman belt; red cloaks are optional.

3. some traditional costumes might work wonders...

dont forget some accessories to go with the event (angbaos for CNY, half-naked torsos of m*ingj*e for halloween)

A LITTLE TRIVIA...

check this out...

that was abit gross to upload, but nvm.

so kids, is he HANDSOME?

ANSWER: no, duh (HIGHLIGHT TO SEE ANSWER)

WHY NOT?: he is mingjie (HIGHLIGHT AGAIN TO SEE ANSWER)

so, how do we make him handsome?

THE CONFESSION

okay readers, we have an important confession to make... we're more than just your everyday schoolkids. we're your everyday superheroes striving hard to save the world from deadly monsters, upcoming EOYs and half-naked torsos (in ascending order according to scariness). the last time we checked, there was a terror stalking little kids on friendster... a terror... never seen before by err friendster... a terror... we call... M*NGJ*E (he-who-must-not-be-named-for-he-is-too-handsome-and-not-zilian-la).

in order to save the world, we have been tasked with the imposssible job of making mingjie handsome (for once). amazingly, we have completed the job. here is the end product...

the world is saved, thanks to us.

NOTE: as you can see, best way to make he-who-must-not-be-named-for-he-is-too-handsome-and-not-zilian-la handsome is to make him barely recognisable (what's recognisable is the background).

IN CONCLUSION

so, how do we tell if someone is handsome or not?





if he looks like this...

no joke, david rly is handsome.

better than M*NGJ*E, at least.

cheers (: