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Saturday, September 08, 2007

as promised,

#1. the meaning of life

what exactly is the meaning of life? what exactly are we all living in this world for? what is our objectives? what do we rly want to achieve with our lives? what happens after life?

interestingly, we have all the answers to your questions, except the last one.

we live everyday (duh) for various objectives: work, sex, gunbound, maplestory, more sex, and various other activities. but all these activities do have a link. what link, thy asketh? we are happy when we do these activities (to a fairly large extent) and when we are happy, we LOL.

yes, we live to LOL.

or simply lol.

contrary to my previous post in discouraging people from LOLing and to use ROFL or LMAO instead, i sincerely apologise to everyone out there who has heeded my advice and to begin LOLing once again.

LOL is, essentially, what makes us human.

why? quoting urbandictionary...

- now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. in fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter." -

how true, but what has this got to do with our life?

lol has become so infused with our daily lives that it now has no meaning anymore. this shows that we live to lol. and by living to lol, we have found our meaning of life.

wasn't it simple?

take a look at these examples of "how to apply lol in daily life"

Ugly Boy: Hi!
Hot Girl: Lol @ yr face!

Statement: Sorry if I'm not too cheery, my best friend just died yesterday.
Worthless Reply: lol

AiMDuMaSs1:I ripped a fart today in school
aImdUmAsS2:lol

Person 1: I like to pick my nose and then massage the boogers on my anal orifice
Person 2: lol

Person: Man, my grandma died today. I'm totally bummed.
Me: lol

Person: Today was boring.
*10 minutes later*
Me: Lol.

A: I'm probably gonna kill myself tonight...
B: lol

Person 1: my cat just farted
Person 2: lol

fenderbender77:hi
fag890:lol
fenderbender77:...?how was your day?
fag890:lol, good
fenderbender77:ok...well I just found out that I have herpes...and...Jenny was hit by a car, also the other day, I found out that I had type 4 liver cancer too.
fag890:lol

and in sync with the one of the previous posts...

manwhore:YOUR MOM!
fenderbender88:lol..

talk about worthless conversations... LOL

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