as we all should know, technology is advancing at an alarming rate these days. more and more people are living in comfort and are also exposed to the wonderful realms of the INTERNET. as such, many of these people do in fact have msn accounts - yes, thats right, msn is getting more popular too. people use msn for various reasons - to chat, to advertise their blogs, or to poke fun at people's nicknames.

i think today's msn nicks are pretty cool; below are some...













yeah, we know the resolution sucks so go open it in a new window or squint rly hard at your monitor.



1. nice name, it's good to let everyone know your identity. but whats with the tiny stroke in front of the name? OH! we can take it as...
- a stroke to decorate an otherwise plain, ordinary name (NOTE: from " this " to " 'tHiS ")
- a stroke which would put your msn on top of everyone's lists (eg. in friendster)
amazingly, we would take it both ways - a HIGHLY creative and decorative ornament to achieve one's true goals : to be ON TOP of EVERYONE'S msn contact list. why? we dont know... but its the sad truth.
may we now bring our attention the the short phrase behind the cUte nAmE - do you want everyone to know youre MUGGING? is MUGGING an activity EVERYONE should know when youre gonna engage in? err, we should think not. so LETS GO MUGGING WOOHOO!

2. ahh... no. 2... may we question why is the email address being changed (naruto263 to bi***n263)? oh we get it. cos naruto263 seems like a kiddy chinny teeny weeny name like, per se, FLAMING_CHARIZARD << ROFL. yeah, anyway, bi***n is the coolest name we should all strive towards.

moral of analysis: never name your child charizard cos bi***n is always a better option.

3. AND 4. we can relate this into one point - the very epitomy of an irony and a fine one at that too. we lament, like all humans do. we lament about our height, our hair and how people always seem to suan* us. and we suan them back. again, looking at both phrases in examples 3 and 4 behind the awe-inspiring name, we can unravel tons of things to enable us to truly discover the MEANING of LIFE.
- the obvious is being stated. no money = no sushi. thats one way of looking at it. hear of rhetoric questions? this is a rhetoric statement - stating the obvious.
- perhaps this might be a silent means of poking fun at people - via msn. these people might be from anywhere - movies, dramas, strangers or may we suggest, CLASSMATES.
in relation to the movie (or phrase, whichever since i forgot) killing me softly, which we believe bi***n to have watched intently, the targeted CLASSMATE in this case has surely been silently murdered, dissected and left to rot. we mean his ego. NOW WHAT ARE WE TO DO? we can only...
- pray to anyone that our dear CLASSMATE doesnt go around getting all touchy and bald and complaining that people love to suan him.
- in retrospect, we hope he doesnt shrink or hit back at bi***n by suanning others.
speaking of which, we believe this CLASSMATE will not commit such acts because of EXCEPTIONAL SELF-RESTRAINT.
now divert your attention to the private message... 3.42 - the good or the bad? considering that many people got much less than that, we can conclude that it is a good score. but bi***n isnt happy with it. maybe cos he spent much time MUGGING and still got a bad (depending on perspectives) score.

phail.

*suan (n) = usually a term or pack of words strung together to poke fun at emo kiddies

NOTE: this account has been used as a medium to convey this blog post to the world at large. ALVAN IS NOT THE POSTER OF THIS POST.