What I did during the holidays

Monday-
Instead of going for James'(J) birthday suit, sorry, I mean BP(Birthday Party), I went to visit Gay World Hotel(GWH) which rendered me invulnerable to the constant tests of masculinity which many subjected to through the duration of the Happy Hours(HH).

The Vigorous Nocturnal Activity(VNA) was quite okay Luhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(L), but our whole group damn stone, so it wasn't very interesting.

"My name is Biquan(biq) and I have a Six-Pack(SP)."-biq, during the self introduction.

Tuesday-
GWH again. Was less boring cause we were less stone, but otherwise, the same.

"There was once, when I went out with my Boyfriend(B), then he was damn sad because he didn't have a SP. So I told him, don't worry lah, you quite Hunky(H) what. And he told me, not as H as you biq. At that moment, I felt powerful."-biq, a moment which made you feel powerful.

After that went for chem, in which Vertuz(Vetuz)(V) emo-ed because biq was making hell lot of noise. Sian his last lesson biq also emo with him....(.)(.)

Wednesday-
Training. Unexpectedly slack. Everybody went there expecting the ferocious anal conditioning to proceed but biq said that we were just gonna be going through some routines so we slacked the whole way through, with most of the noobs(ie. biq) sitting on the vibrator machine when we were horny and wanted to exercise our ten-inch anuses.

After that, left for j8 for lunch, then went to the library to check on my GUYS4MEN.COM account. However, I lactated like a cow and was milked by everyone. Insert penis here--->D:

Then when we were returning to GWH. KIDDY RIDE TIME. SEE MARK’S ORIGINAL VIDEO ON YOUTUBE(and not biq’s rip-off on his blog) FOR VISUAL DESCRIPTION.

Neopets GM event, which George Bush(GB) turned up for, and he owned biq. Nuff said.

Thursday
Room 69 in GWH, which i felt was quite a waste of money. In the end, they gave us a Condom(C), which can only work if you buy your own Cock Clips(CC) and battery, and a phallic object which White, Sticky Liquid(WSL) came out off after a few rubs. wtf. And we had to travel to GWH for that mind you.

Friday
The only free day, which I spent having Vicious Diarrhea(VD)(Venereal Disease) and playing with my 3-inch Dick(D).

6 days and 3 inches. MAN biq SUCKS COCKS.

Saturday-
went for Glory Hole(GH) duty at 530, in which i earned 20 DOLLARS for GH-ing. thankyou guys.

Thats about what I did for my holiay. What holiday? (Join the trend)(JTT)

And copy everyone else like biq does.